Friday, July 1, 2011

International Joke Day!

Today was International Joke Day (seriously!) and to celebrate we held a little promotion in our Vancouver location- tell us a joke and get 10% off your purchase.
Here are some of our favourites!
"What kind of socks does a pirate wear?"
-"ARRRGG-gyle!"

"What happened to the man who lost his left hand?"
-"He was ALL RIGHT!"

"What did the Ghost say to the Bee?"
-" Boo, Bee!"

"A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, bud we don't serve drinks to strings". So the string steps outside, ties himself in a knot, messes up his ends a bit, and walks back in. The bartender goes, "Hey, are you that piece of string that was just in here?!". The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

"What did the existentialist seagull say?"
-"PourQUOI!? PourQQQQUOIII?!"

If you have an awesome joke, post it on our Facebook page for a chance to win a $20 gift certificate.
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